Showing posts with label Delusions of Grandeur. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Delusions of Grandeur. Show all posts

Feb 23, 2007

The Magic of Quixstar*

* Quixtar® is a registered trademark of the company by the same name and to avoid use of this trademark, I have added the letter 's' to its name in my post but I refer to the same company.

I have been receiving comments from a few of my blog readers to write about this subject. Much ink has been spilled about the multi-level marketing (MLM) business, both for and against it, often with passionate arguments on both sides. Quixstar (erstwhile Amway Corporation) is perhaps the most well known and widely discussed MLM company. Most successful professionals have, at one time or another, been approached by ubiquitous "business owners" (IBOs) or "entrepreneurs" of Quixstar at such diverse settings as the grocery aisle at a local supermarket and the top floor of the Empire State Building overlooking New York City (where I was approached). Even places of worship have not been spared. There must be something wonderful about a business that encourages its practitioners to share their insights about wealth creation to anyone willing to listen. The altruism of such folks deserves some careful consideration. I have been fortunate enough to have found that this business does not suit my temperament (selling products directly is not my cup of tea) even if I could get rich doing it, which is unlikely, as I have discovered.

I am not going to diss the Quixstar business model in this post but what I have problem with is why are so many smart people (including successful professionals from India who seem to the new face of Quixstar) barely making any money in spite of trying so hard. A friend of mine has been a Quixstar business owner for the last 4 years. He, his wife and his 3 year old daughter have been "successfully" doing it and have supposedly reached the 'Direct' level. They have apparently developed 7 'downlines', and some of them are apparently starting to do well. Whenever I ask him about why he is doing it, pat come the canned answers, "residual income", "not working to make my boss rich" and the ever-popular "financial freedom".

I never find him and his family relaxing on any weekend or even on weekday evenings. They are always busy attending "meetings", "seminars" and "workshops". I am told they are motivational workshops, but the only thing these meetings seem to be doing is motivating them to attend more meetings! My friend and his family work crazy hours beyond their full time jobs and drive crazy distances to attend these meetings. They even drag their 3-year old along at times. C'mon, how many motivational meetings do you need to attend to run your business? If the business is based on a sound business model and YOU believe in it and YOU have the power to grow it, why do you need to spend money attending motivational pitches and drive around others as well to these meetings? Would you rather not spend your time and money growing your own business?

Speaking of business, during my research, I was often confused as to what they were selling. Were they selling products (unknown brands but supposedly superior to national brands) to their clients OR do they sell clients on their 'business model'? The more I looked into it, the more it appeared to be latter. Also, if your plan is grow through selling products, why is it that the Quixstar motivational tapes/CDs/DVDs sell a whole lot more than the Quixstar products themselves? What is the business sense that drives you to spend $100 buying motivational tapes to earn $50 in product sales? Isn't the fundamental rule of a business to earn more than you spend? What is the principal product line here - consumer products or motivational tapes or new "clients" to join the business?

The money part started to unravel even more. I asked my "successful" Quixstar friend how much money he makes in this business. He said about $2500 a month. That's not bad, I thought, although not spectacular considering he spends about 4 hours on each week day and 16+ hours on weekends to earn this much. If you consider the time, he earns $17 per hour from this business but considering his wife works and travels with him, the earnings per person is just $8.50 per hour. This is what he is slogging for, I wondered, when he and his wife each earn more than $75,000 per year working in professional jobs.

I should have stopped right there....but silly me, I asked him, "so you reported about $30,000 in additional income in your 1040 last year? You must have paid the marginal tax (33% at their income level) on this, so you netted probably around $20,000 last year". This is where the math unraveled beyond belief. I learned that $2500 is what he makes "gross" per month and that he pays business "expenses" from this figure. Considering the motivational tapes, downline sponsorhips, travel costs and several other expenses, I realized he barely breaks even! This is the business that is going to make him financially free? And he is considered "successful" in it? The more I learned about how the business works, the more it worried me. At some point during my research, my understanding of Quixstar transformed from a "business" to a "cult".

Friends, before you sign on to Quixstar, please ask your "sponsor" IBO the following questions:

  • Ask them how long have they been in the Quixstar business
  • Ask them to show you their 1040 tax returns over the last 3 years or however long they have been in business - Many will not show you but if anyone does, see their Schedule C and calculate how much they have truly made and paid taxes to IRS. If there is no Schedule C, subtract whatever figure they have under "Wages/Tips/Additional Income" by the amounts reported in their W-2s . The difference is their earnings from the business. If they won't show you their 1040, ask for a copy of detailed business income and expense (P&L) statement over the past year.
  • Ask them how many hours (and miles) on average per week they have spent on their business over the past year
  • Ask them how many of the people they have signed on have stayed with the business after one year

If your potential sponsor's answers to all the above questions still whets your appetite for this MLM business, then remember to read this excellent e-book titled Merchants of Deception, written by a former 'Emerald' of the Amway/Quixstar business. After reading this book, probe your sponsor and his 'upline' about the practices exposed in this book. If you still want to enter the business, good luck! Walk safely, my friend.

Feb 15, 2007

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I received the above e-mail today from a well-meaning fellow investor who I have never met - bless his soul - who really wants me to be rich....NOT!

Such emails are the modern-day equivalent of the boiler room tips pitched over the phone by unscrupulous traders just itching to churn their clients' accounts. This is a company, whose stock did not even exist before Feb. 1, 2007! As soon as it became public, what's a small unknown company to do to attract interest from investors? Hire marketing companies to pitch their stock. Who falls for this pitch? People who are always looking for the next big thing to make them rich! When the stock rallies as more and more people buy (remember The Greater Fool Theory?), the founders and original investors cash out, leaving the rest with nothing.

The pitch is usually more polished than the above. It often involves comparisons with a large company stock (like Wal*Mart or Microsoft) saying that 20 years ago, these stocks were unknown just like this one. Now, who doesn't want in on the next Microsoft?

As a FinGho Walker, I hope you never invest in individual stocks. Even if you want to dabble in it with your play-money, there is a starting point to begin your analysis on which stock to buy. There are several other important rules to consider when picking stocks (which is a loser's game, in my opinion) but this is a good place as any to start: Place less faith on companies that pitch their stocks rather than pitching their products. A company can survive and prosper only by selling products or services, not their own stock!

If you ever receive mails like these, I hope you do what I do. Hit the delete button faster than a kid running towards a candy store. Why? Such marketing pitches violate the first two rules of
RV's Four Axioms on money. Or better than deleting them, hit the "Report as Spam" button if your email provider has this option, and let them deal with it. The problem is, such e-mails come from all sorts of weird places and easily changeable email IDs that it is near impossible to track down these spammers.

Walk safely, my friend.

Feb 9, 2007

Beware of the Sharks on TV

Last night, during an uncommon bout of insomnia, I turned on my TV and predictably, all the late night sharks peddling their "how to get rich quick" wares were on. I wondered who would be up at 2 AM watching this crap. That's when I realized the hardworking folks who put in crazy hours slogging away at their jobs in food service, construction and other back-breaking work are the ones that will be awake at this hour. Unfortunately, these are the very people who should NOT be exposed to the dangerous advice dispensed by the con artists at 2 AM. These hardworking people have the most to lose from the crapola that spews from these decieving snakes.

Sorry for the long lead in and the flattering introduction of late night informercials...well, last night, there was one about making money trading stocks. Boy, how easy they made it sound. Just by watching some colors (Green is 'buy' and Red is 'sell' - pretty simple, right?), the man on the screen continued, anybody can make money trading stocks. They showed a 12-year old kid making 'play' money ($500-$2000 profit per trade), a middle-aged family living the proverbial 'dream' life (btw, why does the beachfront home always look the same in every "get rich" commercial? ) and a couple in their 70s enjoying a golden retirement.

To keep the regulators from jumping on such utopian claims, there appears a fineprint at the bottom of the screen (with groggy eyes at 2 AM, I challenge you to read it without trying too hard) that says "Results not typical. Your experience may vary". Aha, I thought - a shred of truth among a heap of lies!

To all those who have lost money following these infomercials or just itching to lose money by buying their wares and attending the investment "seminars", I give you the 4 basic axioms of personal finance I learned the hard way and no insider will tell you.


  1. No one but you really cares about your money. Anyone who says otherwise is flat out lying.

  2. Nobody has a "sure" way to get rich quickly and if they did, they would practice it and not preach it on TV.

  3. Nobody can save you from your own mistakes, but you can learn to avoid them.

  4. Taking the time to learn about finance and investments WILL make you rich.

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